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Hey, y’all. First off, thank you so much for taking a few minutes out of your day to come visit my site. It’s super cool of you. My name is Amy, and I’m one of those creative scatterbrains that always has a sizable chunk of projects on my to do list. I am a writer, photographer, blogger type, painter, and graphic design student. There are probably eighty or so other things I’d like to do, creative or otherwise, but for now I’m trying to get the basics right before I move on to anything else.

Those are the important things about me. Here are some non-important ones.

I love Doctor Who more than I love a significant portion of my family.

It is my life’s dream to live in a Tumbleweed Tiny House and own a Capuchin monkey.

I am pro choice and pro Pit Bull, and I’m not afraid to openly defend both.

I am terrified of applesauce, Teletubbies, falling, and being in a car as it is driven over a bridge.

I have an as-yet-undiagnosed mental disorder and I’m perfectly fine with talking about it.

Under extreme stress, I have the tendency to sleepwalk. I usually take stuff and hide it in different parts of the house.

I want  to plant a garden, but I have a black thumb and absolutely no patience for that shit.

I have two three legged dogs and a three legged cat.

Here is some information about the site:

Bleep My Boss Says: A now defunct collection of some of the most absurd things I have ever heard another human say.

Brainforked: My writer page. Here, I talk about current projects, book signings, and all other nonsense related to writing. Here, you will see that my adult novels (not that kind of adult, perverts) are written under my pen name, Jeanne Paulding.

The One Year Plan: This is the place where I am going to talk about my goal for living a greener and more sustainable life by this time (September) next year.

The View From The 500th Floor: Thanks to my awesome fiancee, fellow blogger type Mike Podgor (SHAMELESS PLUG IN 3…2….1…..http://area42.thecomicseries.com/) for coming up with the title for this one. This is where I post some of my photographic projects and ideas and such.

Conversations With Squirrels: I want to get into comic drawing, and I’ve seen a lot of “comic a day” blogs, so I’ve decided to give it a shot. Since my internet at home is currently being an asshole, daily comics are not a possibility. But, at the very least, I’d like to make it a habit of scribbling at least one of them a week.

500th Floor Studios: This page is dedicated to my various other artistic endeavors that are not related to writing or photography. There is much I want to learn how to do, and I will be posting my works in progress here. If I can get a better grasp on how to run a fucking website, maybe I’ll add some sort of program on here that will allow people to buy some of my crap from me.

So hang out for a while, check out my stuff, and feel free to email me at 500thfloor@gmail.com if you want to say hi.